Jane Lake and Hillary Clinton!
You may ask, "Does Jane Lake know Hillary Clinton?"
Well, I was walking down 5th Avenue the other day when one of those unfortunate things happens. My heel broke off on one of my shoes. With great aplomb, I fell forward knocking into another woman. Lo and behold it was Hillary Clinton.
She said, "Well young lady, you need to watch where you are going. Don't you know who I am?"
I replied, "Aren't you Margaret Hamilton from The Wizard of OZ? I thought you were dead!"
Hillary was not amused. She instructed the nice Secret Service men with her to put me in her car. I thought , quite naively, she was going to take me somewhere to fix my shoe.
She entered the car with me and said, "Take off your shoe!"
I thought it strange but figured why not.
She then said "EAT THE SHOE!". It was completely unreasonable (my shoes are vinyl by the way as I am a vegetarian!) and I refused.
She said "Eat the shoe, or I will stay in New York forever!"
I had no choice. I ate the shoe!
Hillary then said , "Vote for me for President".
That is when I lost it. With one arm I pinned back both secret service men, and with the other arm I grabbed Hillary by her horns and said, "Take off your shoe! She took off her shoe.
Now I said, "EAT THE SHOE!". To my surprise she did, and actually seemed to enjoy it!
You may ask, "Does Jane Lake know Hillary Clinton?"
We had dinner together!
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You could be right. A few drinks may clear your head.
Posted by
L.I.D |
11:32 AM
You know, you post on CL and I've read your stuff each and every time, which by the way, is usually along the same thought wave. Your comments about 9/11 are similar to what I wrote on my myspace page in a bulletin. Keep thinking, you've got a lot of stuff figured out.
Posted by
Anonymous |
2:11 PM
Blogexplosion hit.
Why does this remind me of the old radio joke about the difference between Bea Arthur and an old shoe.
Chris
My Blog
Posted by
Chris |
2:34 PM
This is frigging hilarious! I had a great guffaw over my mid afternoon wine. Brilliant! Margaret Hamiliton!!! That's divine!
Posted by
Craig Curtis |
3:27 PM
That Margaret Hamilton line left me laughing on the floor! Love it. I wish I could make Hillary eat a shoe.
Posted by
Anonymous |
4:13 PM
Hillary Clinton wears shoes? I thought she floated above the ground so she could avoid the common man.
President? Hillary for Godhead!!!
Posted by
sammyray |
6:11 PM
wow you're one freaky girl Jane Lake.
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:19 AM
"Aren't you Margaret Hamilton from The Wizard of OZ? I thought you were dead!"
Priceless!!!...
Posted by
Keith |
8:56 AM